Got Jokes?

A little levity.

Jokes list

 

1) God must have a really comfortable throne. He has been presiding over earth for thousands of years. 

 

2) That feeling when…you did your laundry…and you still have ALL of your socks… 

 

3) Could you imagine trying to throw a surprise birthday party for the Lord Yeshua? (“I saw this coming…”) 

 

4) I started to write out a list of sins I committed… Then I thought, “I am not sure how much time God has…” 

 

5) I would love to try some of the food from biblical times. I would love to try manna. Have a little quail. Definitely the wine that Yeshua turned from water at the wedding in Cana. Do you have some of that vintage, circa 30 AD? 

 

6) “Life is cool, but have you heard about the after party?” (The Lord Yeshua talking to someone.) 

 

7) At church worship—lift your hands, clap, stand up. I did NOT come here for a workout. We are not at the gym.

 

8) I am not only poor in spirit…

Christian humor

Christianity does not mean abstaining from fun. On the contrary, who do we think invented fun? Who invented laughter? Who created charisma and charm? God goes far beyond our conception, and enjoyment is not only enhanced with Him, it is not even possible without Him.

Thank you for bearing with my jokes.

I may have more jokes…

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